i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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