Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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