Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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