let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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