Pappa wants mamma naked
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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