You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So vagazzling was a success
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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