he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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