doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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