Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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