i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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