Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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