Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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