I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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