Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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