I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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