Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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