Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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