Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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