in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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