I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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