he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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