Dual....:-)
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
this will be a night to untag.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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