I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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