Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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