You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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