You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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