Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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