I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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