Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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