I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The Olympian is in my bed
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