he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i think i have herpe
just one?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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