I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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