He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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