Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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