This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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