you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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