think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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