I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Randomize
