so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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