Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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