dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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