Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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