You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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