I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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