...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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