fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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