Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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