whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I skipped work to stalk him.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I still have a little drunk in my system
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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