Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I've blown a few things in my day
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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