Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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