take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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